Come take a glance at this article I found out yesterday and tell me that isn't something that you'd read on The Onion.

If you're not bothered to read it, then I'll explain what it is.

Scott Shepard, the author of an article I just linked, got a response from Larry Fink to stop referring to him as a "comic book" villain.

I haven't got anything else to say, besides that I hope you had a bit of a good laugh.